Lawn Maintenance Hero Gifts

"First time pruning?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The Scottish Lawn

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"We're out of bags."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

God builds the first lawn mower.

Giant sandwich bags.