Lawn Maintenance Hero T-Shirts

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"First time pruning?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

The Scottish Lawn

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"We're out of bags."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Giant sandwich bags.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.