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"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Rake

"We're out of bags."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Beware of the Lawn

The Scottish Lawn

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Human males marking territory.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!