Lawn-loving Legend T-Shirts

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

The Scottish Lawn

Beware of the Lawn

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"We're out of bags."

The stuff of Legend.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'