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Lawrence of Suburbia

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Cut the lawn

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"The other lawn ornaments have asked me to tell you to get off the grass."

"Before we go, would you cut the hedge..?"

"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

"Can you sort the garden out before Stig of the Dump moves in?"

Cutting the Grass

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Spring cleaning.

'Where's the starter?'

'It's REALLY time for you to mow the grass -- I can't find the lawn furniture.'

To wet to cut the grass

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.