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"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"How?"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'John... is that a collar?'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'