Backyard Legend Pillows

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"How?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

I know they told me not to bark

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Lawrence of Suburbia

The Tardis Shed

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'John... is that a collar?'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."