Lawn Legends Pillows

Happy Gardening neighbours.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Biker Lawn Mower

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"We're out of bags."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'