Lawn Legends Prints

Happy Gardening neighbours.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Biker Lawn Mower

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"We're out of bags."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!