Lawn Fanatic Prints

Keep off the grass!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Mulch madness"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Beware of the Lawn

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'