Lawn Care Aficionado Prints

Weed Wackers

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'Surprise!'

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

'I'm getting really tired of your dog doing his business on my lawn!'

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'Billy, watch your feet! Sprinkler Head!'

'Not again... new plug, new filter and it still won't bloody well start.'

'There you are son. Just the thing for building up your pecs.'

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

God builds the first lawn mower.

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

ACME Compost Yard (based on a true story)

'George! This way quick!'

"I'll just see how Jeff is coming along with the main course."

Get off my lawn

Dumb Sods

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower