Lawn Care Aficionado Pillows

Weed Wackers

'Surprise!'

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

'I'm getting really tired of your dog doing his business on my lawn!'

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'Billy, watch your feet! Sprinkler Head!'

'Not again... new plug, new filter and it still won't bloody well start.'

'There you are son. Just the thing for building up your pecs.'

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

God builds the first lawn mower.

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

ACME Compost Yard (based on a true story)

'George! This way quick!'

"I'll just see how Jeff is coming along with the main course."

Get off my lawn

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".