Lawn Care Aficionados Pillows

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Sheep In Curlers

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Beware of God"