Lawn Care Aficionados Prints

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'George! This way quick!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.