Lawn Care Lover Prints

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Moses tries and fails once again to mow his lawn."

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"I do love Bermuda grass. Oooh Crabgrass!"

The Weekend

"Are you SURE you put grass seed down and NOT fertiliser?"

His and Hers (golf buggy and lawnmower).

"Ah the sound of the first lawn mower"

Man has a flying saucer law mower.

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

Power Mower Walking.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Keep off religion and politics and also the Grass.

Bovine Fast Food

"No, we're not laying new turf, we're sending the old stuff away to be cut!"

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'