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'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Moses tries and fails once again to mow his lawn."

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"I do love Bermuda grass. Oooh Crabgrass!"

The Weekend

"Are you SURE you put grass seed down and NOT fertiliser?"

His and Hers (golf buggy and lawnmower).

"Ah the sound of the first lawn mower"

Man has a flying saucer law mower.

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

Power Mower Walking.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Keep off religion and politics and also the Grass.

"No, we're not laying new turf, we're sending the old stuff away to be cut!"

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'