Lawn Sport Lover Prints

polo player on golf course

Golfer in the rough sees a sign by his lost ball that reads: SIGN UP FOR LESSONS AT OUR PRO SHOP TODAY!

No Croquet

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Who's a good boy?!!"

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."