Lawnmower Legend Prints

Biker Lawn Mower

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Cow Pilot.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

God builds the first lawn mower.

Spring cleaning.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Where's the starter?'

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Keep off the Square.

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

This Job Sucks

Mower Fraud!

Man cutting grass.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'