Lawnmower Aficionado Prints

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

Cow Pilot.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Mower Repair

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing His Hairy back.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."