Lawnmower Aficionado Mugs

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Cow Pilot.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Mowing His Hairy back.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mowing manual.