Landscape Legend Prints

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Bigfoot"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Myths and legends...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'