Landscape Legend Gifts

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The Adventures of God

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Walt Disney on ice."

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Nature Lovers