Local Legend Gifts

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

@#$% tourist fish.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'I think globally but I tend to get drunk locally.'

'The nearest boozer? You're talking to him!'

"Bitter?" "No... just fed up."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

The Specimen Hunter

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."