Legend Gifts

'Sir Galahad returns'

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.

Mermaid

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Now that's a win."

"Bigfoot"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'