Legend Writer Gifts

Walter Scott

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Here be dragons.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Jack London

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'