Legend Writer Pillows

Walter Scott

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Jack London

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'