Literary Legend Lover Pillows

Terry Pratchett

Mary Shelley

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

George R. R. Martin

Jack London

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Iris Murdoch

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The intellectual.

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Thomas Hardy

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'