Legend Lover Pillows

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"I also follow him on Instagram."

William Tell's Other Four Children

King Arthur's Roundish Table

William Tell

'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'

"Sire the risk-assessment people say, No way."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Sir Galahad returns'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"No, Harold, not with your sciatica."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

Claw machine game

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Bath time.

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'The game's up, men - we've been ASBO'd!'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

'I thought everyone knew William Tell's middle name -- its 'Don'tAskDon't''

The knights of the round table used to sit here...

Zorro as a child.

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

'No you can't keep it!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'