Musical Legend Lover Pillows

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Jack London

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Von Trapp family masks

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat