Rock Legend Lover Pillows

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Johnny Winter.

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'