Legendary Lore Lover Pillows

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"Where's that rob-from-the -rich-give-to-the-poor guy I hear so much about?"

Mermaids

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Jack London

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.