Legendary Lore Lovers Pillows

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Canute Does It Again

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Headless Self-Portrait

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Mermaids

Loch Ness.

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Friendly Troll.

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Paul's Bunions

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

Robin Hood and his very merry men.

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"Dragons were never out of style."