Legendary Lore Aficionado Pillows

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A were-cow.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

William Tell Overture

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"No, let down your hair!"

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."