Legendary Lore Aficionado Mugs

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

A were-cow.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Folk o' the Wee

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Mephistopheles

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

William Tell Overture

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"No, let down your hair!"

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."