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Big Shoes To Fill For A New Pope.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Canute Does It Again

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”