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"Quit calling me 'boss.' You ratted me out. I ain't your stinkin' boss no more."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Team Flute

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui