Loyalty Lore Lover Gifts

"Quit calling me 'boss.' You ratted me out. I ain't your stinkin' boss no more."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Myths and legends...

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Team Flute

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'