Loyalty Lovers Gifts

"Well, that's blind loyalty for you!"

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Team Flute

"You can always count on me."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'