Loyalty Program Lover Gifts

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

'I've got to say a divorce lawyer with a rewards program is unusual.'

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Team Flute

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'