Loyalty Program Aficionado Gifts

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

"Are you a platinum card member?"