Loyalty Program Fan Gifts

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."