Loyalty Fan Gifts

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

King and Jester

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"One blackbird pizza?"

Best friends without borders.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'