Loyal Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football fan pushing an old lady in a wheelchair with an England flag on her head.

One man show.

The end of baseball season is near

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Football Sisyphus

'Takes a lot of guts to do a trade like that. Not as much as it takes to root for the Cubs, but a lot, just the same.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Any idea how united got on?'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'