Loyal Fan Gifts

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football fan pushing an old lady in a wheelchair with an England flag on her head.

One man show.

The end of baseball season is near

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Football Sisyphus

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Any idea how united got on?'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."