Loyal Fan Fighter Gifts

NFL is jerk to fans

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Wrestling Champion.

Football addict

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'