Fight Fan Gifts

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

The Epsom Derby - Boxing Sideshow

Agent discusses boxing match

'What do we do now?'

'Wife and 6 kids to support.' - 'Is this allowed?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Mike Tyson

'Make me feel good - tell me he's tiring?'

'Such petulance!'

'OK - so I ain't allowed to bite'im - but where in the rules does it say that I ain't allowed to eat 'im?'

'I'm glad that's all over.'

'I feel like punching him!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Chi Kick

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Shadow boxing knockout.

"Watch out for his left jab."

'He's a colourful fighter.' - 'Yes, black and blue all over.'

All right... Which one of you hit him?'

No new car for you,Slugger,just a new nose,new teeth,new...

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

'My advice to you is to work on your negotiating skills!'

'Can I sue him for hitting me?'

Manny Pacquiao

"Another tragic case of work-related injuries."

Floyd Mayweather

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"For the last time, cut out clinches!"

"Your hands-off approach isn't working."

Technical knockouts