Fight Enthusiast Gifts

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

'Break.'

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

"I am announcing my retirement, with immediate effect!"

'How should I deal with this guy?' 'My advice, try playing dead!'

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

' I'd better make a note of your blood group...'.

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'If you know so much, why don't you fight him?"

"I see he's been punching you in the face a lot. We should add that to the list of things to prepare for next time."

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Luckily, this is just a 'friendly'!'

'After what you did, I hope you can sleep tonight!'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

'No hitting below the belt.'

'I dink he boke by doze!' 'ENUNCIATE! 'I THINK he BROKE MY NOSE.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'I lost my gum shield!' 'Not to worry. He seems to be concentrating all his efforts around your upper torso.'

'I'd sure hate to have HIS broken fist!'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

"His fifth comeback to the ring. . . and only his first fight!"

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"Remember -- he may have book smarts, but you've got street smarts."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!