Fight Scene Aficionado Gifts

'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

'Come out and fight.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Napoleon marches off alone

Martial Arts

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Crime

Sailor and mine

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"Nobody leave this room."

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'