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'How was I to know she was into martial arts?'

'Come out and fight.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Martial Arts

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

A number of runners run through police tape.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Crime

Sailor and mine

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

"Nobody leave this room."

BE.. All that you can BE...

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.