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'And no hitting above the belt.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Martial Arts

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Knockout.

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Such petulance!'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

No hitting below the belt!

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

Oh, don't worry about my husband — he's out of town on his silly ninja business.