Fight Club Enthusiast Prints

'And no hitting above the belt.'

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Martial Arts

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Wrestling Champion.

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

The Knockout.

No hitting below the belt!

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Look out for his low punches.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'